I am the Luckiest Person Ever VII

I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.




netherlandslottoaward@ilse.nl 						 Sep 18
CASHOUTLOTTOS INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY. (NL)

143MG PETERSTAAT,

2547HN AMSTERDAM ZUIDWEST,

AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
S.C.F.N; YHT/24586/2354/JPA.
BATCH: B142/245874120KYT.
ATTN: CEO

Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
programs held on the 16th of september,2004.Your e-mail address attached to
ticket number; 12457851245212 with serial number 24512-LK235,batch number
B142/245874120KYT, lottery reference number 452632 and drew from lucky numbers
58-7-27-46-47-69 which consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore
been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS) only, payable in cash credited to security credited file
numbers; YHT/24586/2354/JPA in the Netherlands Payment Authority.

CONGRATU LATIONS!!! Due to the mix up of some numbers and email addresses, we
ask that you keep your winning informations confidential until your claims has
been processed and your money remitted to you in cash or into your provided bank
account.This is part of our security protocols to avoid unwarranted abuse of
this program by some participants.

Note that all participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from over 60,000 companies email addresses and 90,000 individual email addresses
from all over the world online of which Ten where selected at ramdom as winners
in different catigory.This promotion program takes place every decade and this
lottery was promoted and sponsored by Association of software producers in all
over the world and We hope with part of your winning, you will take part in our
next decade international promotion lottery of Ten Million United State Dollars.

To obtain your claim, please contact our Fiducial Agency;
MR paul van brook.
GLOBA INTERNATIONAL AGENCY.
GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LOTTERY CLAIM AGENCY).

Email: paulglobalagent@netscape.net

Remember,all winnings must be claim not later than 5th of october 2004.After
this date all unclaim funds will be return to the promotion company. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,remember to always quote
your reference and batch numbers in all your correspondence with our fudicial
agency and the legal representative. Furthermore,should there be any change of
address or informations about you,do inform our Fudicial agent and the legal
representative as soon as possible to avoid disqualification of winning.

Congratulations once again from all the members of our staff and thank you for
being part of our promotion program and publications.

Yours sincerely,
MRS.HACKMAN SARAH.(LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR).
CASHOUTLOTTOS INTERNATIONAL COMPANY,
AMSTERDAM ,THE NETHERLANDS.


Every DECADE? Do you know what decade means? It is 10 years. In 1994 we barely had the web. In 1984 we barely had email. In 1974 we barely had me. And I'm not waiting until 2014 for my next lottery from YOU guys...






luckyday Lotto 	                                Sep 18 
FROM: THE LOTTO COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,
the  results of the First Category draws of LUCKYDAY
LOTTO NL. We are happy to inform you that
you have emerged a winner under the First Category,
which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were
held on 16th September 2004 and results are being officially announced today 
18th of September 2004. Participants were selected through a computer ballot 
system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from 
Africa, America, Asia, Australia,Europe, Middle East,and Oceania as part of our
International Promotions Program.
Your e-mail address, attached to ticket number
50941465206-529, with serial number 5772-54 drew the lucky
numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44  and consequently won in the
First Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out
of  1,000,000 (One  Million Euros), which is the winning payout for Category A  
winners. This is from the total prize money from 2,000,000 shared among the 2 
winners in this category CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with the paying out Bank
In your best interest to avoid mix up of numbers and
names of any kind, we request that you keep the
entire details of your award strictly from public notice
until the process of transferring your claims has
been completed, and your funds remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants/nonparticipants of this program.
We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year
premium stakes draw where you stand a chance of
winning up to 50 million; we hope that with a part
of your prize you will participate.
Please contact your claims agent immediately for due
processing and remittance of your prize money to a
designated account of your choice:
To file for your claim,please contact our fiduciary
agent.
Mr. Harvey Kurt,
Email:luckydaynl04@netscape.net
Koningshoef 265,
1156 H T Amsterdam,
The Netherlands.
You are advised to contact our agents by email
within a week of receiving this notice. Failure
to do so may warrant disqualification.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find
below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to
quote these numbers in every one of your
correspondence with your claims agent.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.
Sincerely Yours,
MRS.ELIZABETH MOUS.
THE LOTTO COORDINATOR,
LUCKYDAY NL.
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of
the winners will result to disqualification. Please do
not reply to this mail. Contact your fiduciary agent
immediately.

___________________________________________________
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I got nothin'.







george 	      uklotteryheadquarters@rediffmail.com     Sep 18


The National Lottery Headquarters
Accounts Dept.
P.O. Box 287, Watford WD1 8TT:
Uk
Ref:NLH/2000YI/10
Batch: 14/71/MA20

           WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the the
National Lottery International programs held on
the 1st of june 2004 in the uk.Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial
number 5388/02 drew the lucky
numbers: 21-444-0-61, which subsequently won you
the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum
of US$2,500,000.00 (Two million,Five Hundred Thousand
United States
Dollars) in cash credited to file
KPC/9080118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of
US $ 25 Million dollars, shared amongst the first
Fifty (10) lucky winners in this category.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls
within our European booklet representative office in
Europe as indicated in your play coupon.
In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two
million,Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars) would be released to
you by our security firm in amsterdam,holland.
Our European agent will immediately commence the
process to facilitate the release of your funds as
soon as you contact him.
All participants were selected randomly from World
Wide Web site through computer draw system and
extracted from over 100,000 companies. This promotion
takes place annually.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your
winning information confidential till your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
unscrupulous elements. Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary
agent:

Mr. Fred Daniel
The National Lottery Uk.
Email: mrfreddaniel4@netscape.com

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
quote your reference/batch numbers in any
correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs
of this program. Thank you for being part of our
promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
Denver George
National Lottery Headquarters
     Zonal Cordinator

___________________________________________________________________________
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I'm on World Wide Web Site? How cool is THAT!?





 foundationtrust@handbag.com 	                                   Sep 19
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
           www.luckyday.nl

REF / AWARD NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE
The Foundation Trust International is a charitable foundation headquartered
in Amstredam -The Netherlands  which serves to promote music, theater, art,
literature, projects in the social and political arena with a focus on health,
as well as science, research, and higher education. Most recently the foundation
set up the NEW HOPE LOTTERY to give out prizes based on the computer ballot
system. By doing this the foundation seek to encourage the use of Internet
for academic and business pursuits.

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, winners of the promotional
Foundation Trust International program held on 27TH August 2004 as part
of our yearly bonanza. Your email address attached to ticket number 0945-5876-H9N,
with  serial number 222-781 drew the  lucky numbers 9923-8467, and consequently
won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for
a lump sum pay out of US$2,500,000.00 Only (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars only) in cash

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn form
25,000 names from the Middle East, Asia, Africa, Canada, Europe, USA and
North America as part our International Promotions Program, which is conducted
annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be inform that all participants in this Lottery Program have been
selected randomly through a computer Ballot System drawn from over 200,000
Companies and 30,000,000 individual email address from all search engines
and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year.

Your fund is now deposited with a Finance and Security House and insured.
Due to the mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award
strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your
money remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.
We hope with a part of you prize, you will participate in our end of year
high stakes US$1.3 billion International Lottery.

To begin your claim, please contact the clearing house (through your claims
agent) with your Full Name and Home Address, Office and Home Tel & Fax Number
including your mobile phone number.Therefore all protocols laid down by
them must be followed to facilitate your claims:

MR.JAMES KOOPMAN
FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
TEL: 0031-638-039-562
FAX: 0031-84-732-8599
EMAIL:obosstrust@netscape.net

Also find all other relevant winning lottery Information below:
Ref No:HN/331/9785/EU
Batch No: ANUM/4444/8955/EU
Zonal Draw No: ANUS/888/2512/EU
Grand Draw No: ANUL/7054/44012/EU
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account
of your choice. Remember that you must contact your claim agent not later
than 15TH OCTOBER 2004. After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember
Quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences
with your agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your address, do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of
our Promotions program.

Best Regards,
MRS.JANNEKE VAN DIJK
THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
FOUNDATION INTERNATIONAL.

N.B.  Disqualified if you are below 18 years of age.

__________________________________________________________________
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Winner! Category: most irrelevant numbers cited in a single email. and... I'm not liking that zonal draw number...






FORTUNE LOTTERY PROMOS S.A. 	fortlot2005@netscape.net  Sep 17
FROM: THE PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
FORTUNE LOTERIA, MADRID, SPAIN.
Congratulations Category A prize winner! You have been
selected as one of the five winners of the Worldwide Loteria Fortune Madrid,
Spain computer ballot draws and thus will be a privileged recipient of the
grand draw prize of 705,366.87 Euros (SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIVE THOUSAND THREE 
HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX EUROS AND EIGHTY SEVEN CENTS ONLY).
Winning File Reference number for your prize is WWPL/ES/ 61-812087; ticket
number 004 - 05117963 - 198.
We at the Worldwide Loteria La Fortune Spain, are by this program, launching
our model computer balloting lottery draws, developed and designed to
satisfy the cravings of the ever growing number of participants in our
various lottery programs. With funds accrued exclusively from previous
draws, payouts to all winners are guaranteed and will be transferred in
record time.
After randomly selecting 15,000 participants from the initial database of
300,000 emails and zoning all participants by their respective continents
from across the globe, we produced an extensive list from which you have
emerged as one of the winners of the Grand Draw Prize.
To ensure smooth collection of your winnings, the transfer of your
prize is to be handled by our Prize Transfer Agents. You are to contact our
agents by email and within a week of receiving this notice.
Dont forget to include your contact telephone and fax number.
Please find full contact details below:
Your claims agent,
Mr. Jose Martinez Dominguez,
Fortune Loteria.
c/ Burgos 27
Madrid-Spain.
EMAIL: josemardominguez@netscape.net
martinez2007@terra.es
Also find all other relevant winning lottery information below:
Draw Serial No:99375.
Batch No: 24/00319/IPD.
Grand Draw No:31 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 42.
You are seriously advised to keep all winning lottery information and
numbers from the public in line with our company security protocol to
avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse of this program by unscrupulous
individuals.
Please direct all further correspondence and queries to your respective
category Prize Transfer Handlers.
Do remember that all winning must be claimed 15 days from the day you
receive this notification. After this date all unclaimed funds will be
included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change
of address or appointment, do inform us as soon as possible in order for us
to make an alternative arrangement for you. Congratulations once more from
our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 21 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely,
Lopez Hernandez
International Promotions Manager


Man! What is their interest with unscrupulous individuals? Oh... ok. I get it.





Mrs. Teresa Armas Gonzalez. 	elgordoloteria05@netcape.net    Sep 21
El Gordo Loteria Nacional
Calle aberto 1-5a
Madrid Branch
Reference: SP/068/04

                          DRAW RESULTS NOTIFICATION
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of our computer random
selection for the National Lottery held 17th September, 2004.Your email
address attached to ticket number  4 6 8 0 6 drew the lucky star
number which consequently won the draw in the first category.
You have been approve for the star prize of Six Hundred Thousand Euros
(600,000.00 Euros).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you
receive your lump prize in your account.This is a protective measure
to avoid double claiming by people you may tell. Now convert your
lottery winning notification into money here in El Gordo: Just send your
winning ticket number reference number and your personal data to
sanchezfenandeza@lawyer.com for the processing of your claim. Call your 
claim agent Sanchez Fenandez , Tel:+34 66 6947 649, for immediate 
processing of your winning prize.,
for All prizes must be claimed within three months.
NOTE: If you are under the age of 18, you are automatically
disqualified for this star prize.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Teresa Armas Gonzalez.

cc: elgordoloteria05@netscape.net


Do I need to get an MRI for that?





MR PETER DWIGHT 	foundationlotteryint@winning.com      Sep 21
      FOUNDATION LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
       INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION FINAL NOTICE
REF: FIL/2352-FMI5411/923
BATCH: ALSK/609/907/LS-NL
RE: AWARD/WINNING RESULT NOTIFICATION

 Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners 
International programs held on the 20th of September 2004. Your 
e-mail address attached to ticket number 38401147426-4973 with 
serial number 331-915082 drew lucky numbers 4-18-12-19-80-89 
which Consequently won in the 2nd category, you have therefore been 
approved for a lump sum pay out of US$500,000.00 in (Five Hundred 
Thousand United States Dollars)

   CONGRATULATIONS!!!
 Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your 
winning information very confidential till your claims has been 
processed and your prize/money Remitted to you. This is part of our 
security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of 
this program by some participants.

 All participants were selected through a computer ballot system 
drawn from over 200,000,000 company and 300,000,000 individual email 
addresses and names from all over the world. This  promotional 
program takes place annually. We hope with part of your winning you 
will take part in our next year USD1 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our/your fiducial agent
MR PETER DWIGHT of the,
BLUE SEA CONSULTANCY
TEL: +31-610 855 005
FAX: +31-645 574 956
Email:Bsea03@netscape.net

 Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 15th of October 
2004. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the 
next stake. Please note: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and 
complications please remember to quote your reference number and 
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any 
change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

 Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you 
for being part of our promotional  program.

 Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Hellen Van Dijk
Lottery Coordinator


I get the feeling "Hellen Van Dijk" is the... 'feminine alter ego' of Peter Dwight.










MR. JAAP DUNCAN 	jaaduncan@netscape.net                Sep 21 
MICRO SOFT INTERNATIONAL EMAIL BALLOT LOTTERY.
FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
SOFTWARE/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
HEADED IN C/ALAMEDA DE AZHARA, NO 8-PLANTA 2H
28007 MADRID-SPAIN.
EMAIL NUMBER ATTACH:6567851/591/E
REF: LB3/267345/07
BATCH: 835/2433/FL.

NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE.

We are please to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
program held on the 10/8/2004. Your e-mail address attached to your email number
6567851/591/E with serial number 5325425, batch number 835/2433/FL., lottery
ref. number, LB3/267345/07 and drew lucky numbers 3-7-99-45-66-07 which
consequently won in the 3rd category, you have therefore been approved for a
lump sum pay out of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND United states dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has processed and your money Remitted
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 40,000 company and
20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This
promotional program takes place every four-year. This lottery was promoted and
sponsored by Association of software producers . We hope with part of your
winning, you will take part in our next four year US$10 million International
lottery. To file for your claim, please contact our fiducially agent:

CONTACT PERSON: MR, PHILLIP CALOS,
TEL: +31-615-602-285.
DAALWERK 142
1102LK UTRECHT- NETHERLANDS
Email:philipcalos@netscape.net.

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 10th of october 2004. After
this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in
order to avoid unnecessary delay and complications please remember to quote your
reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address, do inform our agent as soon
as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thanks you for being
part of our promotional program.
NOTE: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Rose Minter
Lottery Coordinator.



hmmm... maybe "Please fiducially contact our agent"?











 herman       lottocoordinator12@rediffmail.com        Sep 22 

De LOTTO.NL

INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

REF Number:  MLI/231-ILGI0431/04

BATCH No:  EAPA/15/096/JGNL

TICKET No:  20511465897-6291

SERIAL No:  472-971103

LUCKY No:  8-66-97-22-71-64

RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION

Sir, Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
programs held on the 21th of SEPTEMBER 2004 Your E-mail address attached to
Ticket number 20511465897-6291 with Serial number 472-971103 drew the lucky
numbers 8-66-97-22-71-64, which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million
United States Dollars). This is from a total cash prize of USD$10,000,000.00
Million shared amongst Ten International Lucky Winners in the Category A +
(Plus).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

This lottery is a promotional program by DE LOTTO, (Biggest lottery Organisation
in the Netherlands) to advertise to the world  its existence. All participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 50,000 companies
and 2,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world, as
part of our international promotions program, which we conduct several times a
year.

Be informed that your documents have to pass our authority to obtain a
clearance, which shall be attached to your document in readiness of the
subsequent onward transfer into your nominated bank account with 24 hours of
completion of the authentication.

Due to the possibility of unscrupulous individuals filing a double claim, we
suggest that you keep this award strictly confidential until your claim has been
processed and notarized. This is in conformity with the lottery claim
regulations by the Organization & the Netherlands Government.

This is part of our security protocol measures to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants/non participants.

All winnings must be claimed not later than 4th of  OCTOBER 2004. After this
date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Anybody under the
age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing agent

Mr. MARK ROELOF

Email:  AGENTMROELOF@NETSCAPE.NET

NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the claim process; winners will
be referred to a lawyer to have their winnings notarized. Winners are to cover
the legal charges of the notarization not DE LOTTO.

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please do forward your
Tel/Fax number to your processing agent. So you are to act fast in the claiming
of your funds, for delays will compel us to disperse your funds, in other words,
we shall divert your funds as stated above. Kindly remember to quote your
reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our/your agent as
soon as possible.

Finally, we call on you to make sure that you note every letter clearly as
stated for we will not be held responsible should there be any complications in
this transaction due to laxity on your part.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part
of our promotional program

Yours truly

Mr. Harry Herman

Lottery Coordinator

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAIL. FOR ENQUIRIES/SUPPORT CONTACT MR ROELOF AT 
agentmroelof@netscape.net

___________________________________________________________________________
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- http://yoursite.com



Someone bought a thesaurus... and I have no idea what they're trying to say here.
A bit of trivia: "Laxity" holds the record as being the least-used six-letter word in the English language.









zeeman30@handbag.com 	                            Sep 21 


NATIONAL LOTTO PLUS ONE (INTERNATIONAL INTERNET EXTRA AWARD
PROGRAM) (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO NATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY THE,
NETHERLANDS HOST COMPANY)

Ref. Number: D2L/102/633/0110
Batch Number: 02237/4400-CC14
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONAL LOTTERY COORDINATOR,

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/ PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dear winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International
programs held on the 20th of September. 2004. Your e-mail address attached
to ticket number 1942896-9032 with serial number 3001490 drew lucky numbers
11-0-17-31-60- 75-9 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$1,000,000.00(One Million
United States Dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS ones more!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we
ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims
has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
Abuse of this program by some participants.

Please be informed that all non-resident of Holland is required to pay for
their non -residence processing/application fee prior to the collection
of their winning prize. Which is subject to your country of origin.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system
Drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses
and names from all over the world, names from Australia, New Zealand, America,
Europe, North America, Middle East, Africa and Asia as part of International
Promotions Program. This promotional program takes place every three year
{3Years}.

This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate some
few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope with part of your
winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million international
lottery. Please note that your lucky winning numbers falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon
to file in for your claims, please contact the company attorney.

Mr. Dan Van Dorek,
Fiduciary Agent
Address: Devine Securities BV.
Telefoon straat, 143
Eindhoven-The Netherlands.
Tel: +31- 630 -353 568 Fax: +31- 619-840 623

                                   E-mail:  vandorek@lawyer.com

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than (29th September.2004)
and Winning claims begins (22nd September. 2004}. After this date all unclaimed
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and
Complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers
in all correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
Inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our
members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Jennifer Donald.
Lottery Coordinator
National Lottery Program.

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This one makes me happy. Winner! I'm a winner! And the quaint language makes me feel like I've been greeted by an overwarm ESL student. Hooray!
To be fair the offset singular/plural disagreement is bizarre in English.






I have received comments from people wanting to know if they'd won.
Let me now drop what little subtle I had. You did not win.